Alright guys! You heard the girl, let's do this!

To survive the affections of those four you'd have to be nothing short but immortal.

time for the ultimate magic spell: divide into 5! the others can have a copy but you satori gets the orginal.

Surviving just one of them would make you superhuman. Surviving two of them would make you a god among men. Surviving three alone would be enough to be recorded in the Throne of Heroes. Surviving all of them...

Time to learn a certain spell card from Flandre

The spirit is willing, but the flesh will be spongey and bruised.

Narrator said:

And so our protagonist died the same way he lived... As a fuck toy for horny youkai

I think Satori is likely just as horny and deadly as the other 3.
Also, it looks like she has two thumbs on that hand.

It's a bait. High quality bait.

Garrus said:

Surviving just one of them would make you superhuman. Surviving two of them would make you a god among men. Surviving three alone would be enough to be recorded in the Throne of Heroes. Surviving all of them...

Then you're Rance.

Hrotti said:

Time to learn a certain spell card from Flandre

Well, that's a good idea. Going to die at a speed four times the normal.

continue or finish the story?

Great that sure is reassuring. /s Making a bet you sure can't lose huh Satori.

OMGkillitwithfire said:

Alright guys! You heard the girl, let's do this!

You take the girls on the right and i'll take the ones on the left *fist bump* I'll see you in a month. Don't go dying on me 'k

*shedding manly tears as he takes manly steps towards Koakuma and Inaba*

papersamurai said:

You take the girls on the right and i'll take the ones on the left *fist bump* I'll see you in a month. Don't go dying on me 'k

*shedding manly tears as he takes manly steps towards Koakuma and Inaba*

Well at least look on the bright side it's not Ran and Kasen.

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Kasen and Koa first > Survive (somehow) > Get to Reisen and Be visibly exhausted > Reisen is kind enough to give out the good, long lasting stamina drugs before destroying your pelvis > Have Ran, while still on the drugs > Just barely survive again > Have absolutely non-sexual, soul-healing cuddles with Satori.

The lower half of my body? Ah, it's fine, I don't need it...