Gave it my best shot. Mostly machine translated admittedly, but I think between the machine and my -very- basic knowledge of Japanese I got pretty close.
Cheer up Master! I'll teach you what it's like to be a girl!How'd it come down to this...A pizza-like CP with all the toppings called "transsexual girls X transvestite boys."Gudao, who got changed to Gudako by a Rayshift accident.Isn't Astolfo just a pervert who likes dressing up as a woman...Uwaa, told off with such such casual cruelty~Former Gudao, who became Gudako after a rayshift accident. She believes that if she avoids the incineration of the world her gender will return to normal, and now travels across time and space.Astolfo who will teach her how to live as a girl.