Looking at these examples of how to eat at a distance makes me feel bad about how I, in private, chain-eat noodles with my mouth to the edge of the bowl (chewing? what's that?) essentially like a conveyor that finishes a large bowl in like 5 minutes.
Warspite: "We will add "slurping soba" to the list of basic tasks you can't do. Right next to "repairing rudder damage." Her Majesty's Secret Service thanks you for your intelligence contribution."
You ready?Huff, huff.Huffff.I will now demonstrate.So make sure to pay cloooose attention, OK?But I tried so hard...So? Got it now?As New Year was around the corner, we had a lecture on how to eat soba.Slurp, slurp, slurp, slurpSluuuurpMunch munch
GulpPuhaa~Ta-dah!Yeah.SmugPissedSulkThat you are not one to slurp soba well at all, I have indeed. This is how you eat soba like a Yamato master race
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