"What? She tripped, fell and landed on his dick?"
I generally don't like rap because the level of posturing is almost cringe worthy but as a self aware comedy, it is gold.
You've been listening to the wrong rap, then. Most of the rap fans I know consider that extreme posturing stuff to be a really stupid trope that's ruining mainstream rap.
I'll become pregnaaaant!I'm Souryuu, your blushing flower standard carrier.I took so much time putting on my makeup today! I'll be late for practice!AHH!!No good! I'm late!!Whoa!!No way!They are going to be so angry!! No way!! No way!!