Beginning dump of digital waifu to disk...

Who the hell puts Windows in a vending machine?

Ah, this made me remember Tsukimori Ena... I hope it doesn't turn out the same.

Darkagma said:

Who the hell puts Windows in a vending machine?

Maybe this is the secret. Once we start uploading the windows OS into vending machines, the world can start enjoying vending machine waifus!

What would happen if we uploaded Linux Ubuntu? Would we get a lewd succubus willing to do anything but only has loyalty to the one with the best "skills"?

79248cm/s said:

Maybe this is the secret. Once we start uploading the windows OS into vending machines, the world can start enjoying vending machine waifus!

What would happen if we uploaded Linux Ubuntu? Would we get a lewd succubus willing to do anything but only has loyalty to the one with the best "skills"?

Mac acts like a conservative henpecking wife who knows what's best for you. To her credit, she does, unless you're a power user or you need to run unsavory less conventional programs (or certain newer games) past her guard.

Tooko thinks she's acting like Mac, but she's just psycho. And riddled with STDs. Plus she nags about everything you do to your in-laws all the time.

NNescio said:

Mac acts like a conservative henpecking wife who knows what's best for you. To her credit, she does, unless you're a power user or you need to run unsavory less conventional programs (or certain newer games) past her guard.

Tooko thinks she's acting like Mac, but she's just psycho. And riddled with STDs. Plus she nags about everything you do to your in-laws all the time.

On target with that. You get in bed, snuggle up with your Mac, and log in. Everything is going great, but then you get devious and want to right click to modify a folder and Mac slaps your hand saying backdoor option degeneracy is not allowed. No right click, only click.

Although I actually do like Tooko (Heresy, I know). While Nanami (7) will always hold a special place in my heart, Tooko is way better than those dysfuncitonal twin bastard children (8). It could be that I am not making Tooko work very hard, but for anything where I really need a really specialized function I end up using a Linux distribution.

Meanwhile Chromebook OS is a cheap but low performing attention whore who claims to be the grand genius that will lead the future tech to paradise (cloud-based), but you really know she just wants an easier way to stalk you throughly.

Darkagma said:

Who the hell puts Windows in a vending machine?

One of my teachers circa 2008 claimed he saw computers running a customized Win95/98 when he toured a US nuclear aircraft carrier. Whether true or not, I don't know.

79248cm/s said:

Meanwhile Chromebook OS is a cheap but low performing attention whore who claims to be the grand genius that will lead the future tech to paradise (cloud-based), but you really know she just wants an easier way to stalk you throughly.

You want to have the power of the whole non Darknet at your fingertips you gotta abandon traditional notions of privacy.

Trivia: ATM machines run on a custom-tailored version of Windows, especially the newer machines.

...So, does that make me the only guy here who still loves XP-tan, even with all her faults and whatnots? Mind you, I only got Touko because she comes standard with the new laptop...

I'd definitely go back to XP if it were feasible. I still hang on to 7 as things have only gone downhill from here in terms of losing control (or obfuscating the means of control) over your own PC since. Even with 7 on an "administrator" account and UAC disabled it still commonly refuses to let me delete files (even in my own Users folder) until I wait a few minutes like it's upset with me for taking control away.

RNGCombo said:

You want to have the power of the whole non Darknet at your fingertips you gotta abandon traditional notions of privacy.

Darknet is good for a one time use of an individual you coordinated with through some other medium, but Darknet is probably less secure as a whole than the using the "legitimate" network to hide criminal activity. While the average crackers can't break most Darknet encryption, the government has a lot of computational power at their disposal that can break pretty much any encryption relatively quickly if they need to. With darknet, they are confident even if they don't find their target, they will find someone of value. With the legitimate network, they are more likely to end up with a false lead and so they are more hesitant in investing their expensive resources in a potentially fruitless search. The most secure methods are analog, because then people have to invest actual manpower and surveillance which can get expensive fast making the bean counters question how bad they really want you.

That said, I do have a chromebook as "beater" laptop. At the price, there is no reason not to have one kicking around.

OOZ662 said:

One of my teachers circa 2008 claimed he saw computers running a customized Win95/98 when he toured a US nuclear aircraft carrier. Whether true or not, I don't know.

I wouldn't doubt it. The government uses Microsoft for most applications. Heck, they even control our voting which is a bit disturbing.