Excuse me.Dad Joke Corner ①
/futon ga futton da!/ The futon blew away!
/toire ni ittoire!/ Get your ass to the toilet!
/roshia wa osoroshia~!/ Russia is dreadful!
The pun is just that the last part sounds very, very similar to the second; thus equivalents in English could be:
My blanket's a blank kit!
It's a to-let toilet!
Russians are always rushin'!Please excuse us!Ah! It's Kaga-san!Geez... that Shitty Admiral, again with the dad jokes...Since it's Kaga-san, she'll be able to coldly rebuff his dad jokes!Since he's been doing it for ages, he's really great at it too...You kinda feel like you can't help wanting to hear them...Ahaha... I guess.He always finishes a talk with those, doesn't he...Bullseye