You sure you have no ulterior motive? Tell the truth."The smokey bear said that, did he?""A curved tail male can only get married with a curved tail female."Or rather, I used to...I think so too...Ah? The smokey bear said that, did he?Well, it's a good thing you haven't gotten her pregnant yet.And? Is that troubling you somehow?I told you, it's not like that!I don't have any.No, it's nothing...Smokey Bear (Chuusuke)... Army's slang for Company CommanderMore importantly, we're going to have to stop our monthly outing for a while. Luckily, rumors haven't reached the MP yet, or things would be bad.
