I translated everything that I could (i.e. most of it), but it could use a translation check, because
1. I only know Simplified (简体) and therefore had to guesstimate with a few words; and 2. I didn't have a Chinese dictionary on hand, and guesstimated the meaning of a couple of other words that I didn't recognise; and lastly, 3. There were some bits that I didn't know how to translate at all, and/or couldn't think of appropriate English equivalents for. 比如「莫名其妙」。还要想莫名其妙的东西到底是哪一件事。 (In English: It was difficult to translate it in the context that it was being used in.) -_-
