What's that?Yuri SquidYellow and Purple ―after the update―Uwah...scary...!It was pretty tough, you know? It took me several days!Purple squid-chan♥I only just made it to S, though. I guess I'll be ok in Turf Wars without you.I'm perfectly at the top-limit of S+!I'm just telling the truth.Ca, can't we still do more turf wars?Of course n...Well endured!Of course! My body's been aching for Purple-inkling's roller, you know?...were you lonely?I use the weapons other than Custom Splattershot Jr. after a long interval!!Any day, any time, there's a chance the brick of yuri strikes you!I also want to cover you with ink.You did it!I know...you were already at the top of A+ before.Wow, you knew where to wait for me.Wha-It's only from time-to-time. So, how was it?Yeah, only in Inkopolis!
A parody of "only on the iPhone" ad.
