They are making you Noire or maybe Robin,

What, there's no 'watching your own conception' tag?

nabusco said:

They are making you Noire or maybe Robin,

Noire being the more likely, as she's the eldest.

In the game, the child has the hair color of the father. In this case, its more likely Noire waked in on her mother cheating.

weirdRUNNINGman said:

In the game, the child has the hair color of the father. In this case, its more likely Noire waked in on her mother cheating.

Or in my most recent male Robin playthrough

Noire: "M...Mother! What are you doing with my husband!?"