So why exactly is it that the inklings don't have a funky fresh DJ with a Master Blaster Boombox Mecha of their own?

bunkhead said:

So why exactly is it that the inklings don't have a funky fresh DJ with a Master Blaster Boombox Mecha of their own?

Mostly because they're kids. I'm sure in a few years they'll be rocking the house with a giant mecha sound system.

NegativeSoul said:

Mostly because they're kids. I'm sure in a few years they'll be rocking the house with a giant mecha sound system.

What does age have to do with me wanting to throw enough loudspeakers together into a vaguely humanoid shape to level an entire city block through the power of stereoscopic sound? I can mix a mean beat and drop the bass whether I'm six or sixty so give the keys to the mech to me now or I'll splatter you all over the wall!

bunkhead said:

So why exactly is it that the inklings don't have a funky fresh DJ with a Master Blaster Boombox Mecha of their own?

I think the Octarians might have higher technology than the Inklings.