The first four panels are set up to be a single sentance, more or less. I tried to preserve that, but the fragments flow better in Japanese than they do in English.

It's a parody of the lyrics of Sazae-san opening theme:

• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4F8fSezE7Q#t=0m45s
• http://www.animelyrics.com/anime/sazae/sazaesan.htm