Sazanami, always with the 2ch references. In this strip she addresses Akebono as "Akebono-neki", apparently an abbreviated form of 姉貴(Aneki- elder sister).

Edit: Sazanami says ”草も生うえんわ！！” in the bottom right panel, meaning even grass will grow. This is a reference to the term "www" which is basically 2ch net speak for "lol". Stringing a line of it:

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

looks like a field of grass.

Apparently crabs are more worth of a girl's hair than shitty admiral.