Some people just can't sleep without a nightlight.

That's really fucked up.

Who in their right mind would make an alarm clock that displays a countdown? Just imagine getting up for a glass of water in the middle of the night and bam, a "YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME" bitchslap right in the middle of your half-asleep face.

Is that a drip of luxury coffee into the two subs' vaginas?

Either try to keep them sexually aroused or try to keep them awake, doing both like that just leads to doing neither very well.

wait isn't that the one coffee harvested from wild cat droppings?

Yes, the other name for Kopi Luwak is civet coffee. (external link)