Looks like they're shocked to see Germany devastated Brazil in World Cup

They knew Germany was good, but they didn't know that they were that good

"This should be illegal"

"We're ships, we shouldn't be talking"

MajorAmiruddin said:

They knew Germany was good, but they didn't know that they were that good

Did anybody know?

O the glorious 10 minutes of pure destruction and devastation

The "I'm happy but what the hell did I watch" face is strong in the German ships.

Germany 7 - Brazil 1

Deathmatcher said:

Did anybody know?

Would you have believed it in the first place if someone told you Germany would win 7-1?

I love how pretty much everyone in Brazil, but the enlightened critics (like me) labeled by the incumbent Brazillian president (Dilma Rousseff) as "pessimists" are calling it a huge disappoint.

They don't know jack about disappoint: disappoint is a dysfunctional political system plagued with corruption, disappoint is paying so much in taxes in exchange for so little in public services, disappoint is blowing up a fajillion resources just to hear "Kantai no idoru, Naka-chan dayo~ yoroshiku!".

Historical disappoint? pfft, kiss my hairy white armpit.

Flippy_MgDowell said:

Germany 7 - Brazil 1

They didn't blitz that one do they?

CrazyFPSEric said:

Looks like they're shocked to see Germany devastated Brazil in World Cup

'xcept Bismark, who's enjoying every moment of it.

Well they went full Blitzkrieg on Brazil
4 goals in less than 10 minutes

When Muller and Klose happened, i was like "cool now they have the lead"

And then the rape begins, i don't even what happened

MMaestro said:

Would you have believed it in the first place if someone told you Germany would win 7-1?

No one in the world

Well if history has taught us anything Germany is always the first in the world to strike hard and without mercy, regardless of what field of battle they are on.

The last time Germany obliterated a country so thoroughly, 6 million people died and some camps popped up around Europe.

WingedIkaros said:

This is football, and Kan-coll.

S_holmes said:

This is football, and Kan-coll.

No, this is Patrick.

Flippy_MgDowell said:

Germany 7 - Brazil 1

Hey, everyone would be shocked if the score tally was that high. Especially when the world champion was at the receiving end of the... blitzkrieg.

MMaestro said:

Would you have believed it in the first place if someone told you Germany would win 7-1?

Some New Zealander got 250-1 odds on that bet. Too bad he only bet $2.

Are we still talking about soccer here? Come on, guys.

Stefan86 said:

Are we still talking about soccer here? Come on, guys.

There is nothing wrong talking about a topic that is worth being talked even if it is only "Brazil got rekt" that was everywhere in the internet yesterday.

Deathmatcher said:

There is nothing wrong talking about a topic that is worth being talked even if it is only "Brazil got rekt" that was everywhere in the internet yesterday.

Nobody was questioning that. The question was whether that was what was still being discussed, as I'm sure not many people think of Hitler in relation to soccer.

OOZ662 said:

I see, my apologies, then.

A certain Brazillian TV host promised he would host his show wearing boxers if Brazil lost this world cup...

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Turns out Germany isn't the only former Axis power that can blitz the soccer field.