Streak like the wind

Shimakaze is the fastest streaker.

I want a translation so I know what the heck is going on here lol

translation bump, this hilarity needs to be understood please.

Pfft ,a dig at Yuubari's slow movement speed huh?

*eating a sandwich outside of Mamiya's, Shimakaze streaks by, nude as the day she was born*

Me: This naval base is weird dude...