Wo-chan, you are doing it wrong XD;;

I heard locusts are good eatin'. Especially when fried.

Might have to worry about lead contamination (or other heavy metals) and parasites though, depending on where they are gathered.

NNescio said:

I heard locusts are good eatin'. Especially when fried.

Yes, especially if you cooked them with fish sauce and salt :)
It's a good snack :P