Somehow, I don't think anyone is going to care.

... come my friends, let us contemplate on the black widow spider.

"my genitals are located in my throat"

Huh..never new that. So when they mate does it look like the spiders are kissing?

you goofs, she's tricking the male to stick his junk into her mouth so she can eat him. lmao

*sees "non-web source" tag*
*sees no webbing*

well, you're not wrong...