The gals from the Hyperdimension Neptunia series. From left to right: Blanc, Noire, Neptune (Purple Heart), Vert. Neptune is currently in her transformed state; I asked for this because her body matures dramatically when she transforms (the other three here have the same bodies but different hair/eye colors).

"Why are we doing this again?" Noire asked.

Blanc, who stood on a small wooden crate, answered. "It's a special request from the player. He's been playing our games since the first installment, so now we're fulfilling a request."

"Hmhmhm," Vert chuckled, "Even though he's only looking at mine, I must thank you girls for coming along."

Blanc's brow furrowed. "If your fat ass didn't take up so much of the screen, he'd actually be able to see other people's."

"I'm actually very impressed, Blanc," Purple Heart said, "you may not be much for breasts, but your rear is definitely worth a second look."

"But you're mostly not much for breasts," Vert said.

"Can't you and your giant ass keep quiet for a minute?! Shit! Let me get complimented in peace!"

Noire was staring at Purple Heart's rump with an intense, almost worried expression.

"Um... Noire?" Purple Heart said.

Noire's face shot up to look at Purple Heart in the eyes. "Dammit! Change back into your human form! This is totally unfair!"

"I can't. It was requested specifically that I be in HDD. Why, what's wrong?"

Noire fell silent.

"... Noire, are you jealous of my... lady lumps?"

"Please tell me you didn't just say 'lady lumps'," Blanc said, eyes closed.

"Neptune, I think she is! Noire only gets this red when she's jealous, Or angry. Or embarrassed, or horny..."

Noire was bright red;it looked like she might pass out at a moment's notice. "Th-th-that last one isn't true at all! You have no idea how I look when I'm horny!"

"I think a cosplaying. manga enthusiast, workaholic like Noire is probably always pent up." Purple Heart was not snarking; she looked to be legitimately wondering this.

"Agreed," Blanc said. "I'll bet you she's got at least five--no, ten--sex toys in her office."

Noire began shaking.

"Noire, darling, if you want, I can recommend some good eroge that'll really get your motor running." Vert grinned. "When the time comes, it's easiest to lean back, spread your legs, and prop them up on an ottoman of some kind below your desk. That way, you can still click through the scenes as you--"

"Jeez, enough! No one needs to hear your fapping techniques, you lewd bitch!"

All of the goddesses knew that whether or not Noire was a closet pervert, Vert's libido was unmatched. It was easy to tell when her switch had been flipped, and even easier to flip it.

"Hey, speaking of fapping, how big do you think the player is? Do you think he's packing?" Vert giggled in a low, sultry tone. "Do you think he'd pack me?"

"Hasn't every player from the first game onward wanted to do that, Vert?" Purple Heart said.

Blanc scowled. "It's those fucking cow tits," she said to herself.

Noire finally began to calm down.

"How sweet of you, Neptune! Now, where were we... Oh, that's right. So anyway, I'll loan you some eroge. What's your favorite genre? If you want, you can explore my library and pick some out for yourself. I know personally, I like yaoi, cuckold, some fantasy, and of course the 'big dick' tag. And--"

The girls let Vert continue on her own.

"Hey, Neptune." Blanc spoke in her usual soft voice.

"Hm?"

"I'd hate to say it, but I think I see why Noire was staring. You really do have two perfect moons back there."

Purple Heart smirked. "That's no surprise. The best fighter should naturally have the most sculpted glutes."

Blanc took a deep breath. "Last time I frickin' compliment one of these uppity bitches..."

Meanwhile, Noire was growing more and more uncomfortable. It looked like she'd been listening to every word Vert was saying. Suddenly, something Vert said caught everyone's attention.

"We can even masturbate together! Oh, it'll be so much fun. Just us girls--"

"SHUT UUUUUUUUP!" Noire exploded, "SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP! I AM NOT HORNY, I DON'T WANT YOU STUPID SEX GAMES, AND I'M DEFINITELY NOT M-M-M...MASTURBATING WITH YOU!"

A beautiful piece by Tilapiacanth. I really need to get writing some Neptunia fiction. I just love these gals so much.

Neptune, Blanc, Vert, Noire belong to Idea Factory.
Artwork © Tilapiacanth