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  • ? unidama (ukidama) 19

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  • ? kantai collection 511k

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  • ? bismarck (kancolle) 5.3k
  • ? ↳ bismarck kai (kancolle) 113
  • ? haruna (kancolle) 10k
  • ? kongou (kancolle) 13k

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  • ? 4koma 103k
  • ? ahoge 733k
  • ? black hair 1.7M
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  • ? comic 587k
  • ? cross 82k
  • ? crossed arms 95k
  • ? flying sweatdrops 98k
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  • ? hairband 534k
  • ? hat 1.3M
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  • ? japanese clothes 430k
  • ? long hair 4.9M
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  • ? military hat 27k
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  • ? nontraditional miko 31k
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  • ? ↳ bad pixiv id 985k
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  • ID: 1643635
  • Uploader: Himegami Akane »
  • Date: over 11 years ago
  • Size: 369 KB .png (300x1069) »
  • Source: pixiv.net/artworks/42404397 »
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  • Score: 3
  • Favorites: 16
  • Status: Active

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kongou, haruna, bismarck, and bismarck kai (kantai collection) drawn by unidama_(ukidama)
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    MooCow21
    over 11 years ago
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    Bismarck no like English girls?

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    NNescio
    over 11 years ago
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    MooCow21 said:

    Bismarck no like English girls?

    Bismarck: Britischer Schweinehund!

    (British pig-dog! AKA what you hear from the Nazis in almost every single English war film ever. Or some variant.)

    Also, seriously, this is one of the worst cases of ranguage I've ever seen. The copy-pasted German was bad enough, but I can't believe the author managed to mangle his native Japanese just to make Kongou speak gratuitous English. Basically it was a Japanese idiom with one of the nouns being substituted with its literal English translation. Like saying "It's raining neko and inu." Ugh.

    Updated by NNescio over 11 years ago

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    Krugger
    over 11 years ago
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    MooCow21 said:

    Bismarck no like English girls?

    The /u/ in me sees potential hate pairing

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    Darkagma
    over 11 years ago
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    NNescio said:

    [...] "It's raining neko and inu." Ugh.

    Mother of god...

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    azurelorochi
    over 11 years ago
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    NNescio said:

    Also, seriously, this is one of the worst cases of ranguage I've ever seen. The copy-pasted German was bad enough.

    It's from Pixiv, aiming for audience who probably don't even know what the english word "regurgitate" means. What made you think the artist would care enough to write a legit piece of German language for a 4koma?

    Even official writers for mangas,animes, LNs, and games that actually got paid for their works almost never bothered using a friggin dictionary, I don't see what's so bad if a free fanart has retarded ranguage.

    The rape of the Japanese language itself however, I have no excuses for.

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    Vanndril
    over 11 years ago
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    Not a very big deal, when you think about it. English is raped pretty much every time it is used.

    Find me modern-day perfect English and I'll give you a cookie. And it's a damned big cookie, too!

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    Baneslave
    over 11 years ago
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    Vanndril said:

    Not a very big deal, when you think about it. English is raped pretty much every time it is used.

    Find me modern-day perfect English and I'll give you a cookie. And it's a damned big cookie, too!

    Invalid question, as there is no central authority to decide what is correct and perfect English.

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    Hoobajoob
    over 11 years ago
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    There is no objectivity in language. All languages are permutations of previous languages.

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    arisboch
    about 11 years ago
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    Baneslave said:

    Invalid question, as there is no central authority to decide what is correct and perfect English.

    *win

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    Panzercracker
    over 10 years ago
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    Every language is raped and being raped through of time.

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    Super Dick
    over 9 years ago
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    in english:

    Nathalie is only 16 years old and a student from Soltau, but to the great questions of life, it has very simple answers. The whole show revolves around her like a small sun: First she falls out with her friend Lisa from Ilfeld, from which they, however, asserted repeatedly that she was not really a friend. Nevertheless, Lisa draws sometime out of the common areas. Nathalie shines then with further self-certainties such as "In my eyes, the best part was the shoot myself" or existential philosophical question, addressed also to the stricken Lisa: "You know that I'm good begrudge you me or do you want to win anyway. ? "

    both speech bubbles have the same sentence in them o_O

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    Blah
    I can't speak...
    Tch!!
    I don't understand!
    So-sorry... This is in English.
    ...Ge-german?
    Onee-sama?
    E-erm...
    Natalie is only 16 years old, a student from Soltau... Basically nonsensical German text copy-pasted from elsewhere and repeated ad nauseam.
    shiver
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    I suppose those from the Japanese countryside can only speak Japanese fluently... Dammit Kongou, quit mangling Japanese!
    Blah
    This is text was taken from an article about a candidate of the German TV casting show "Germany's Next Topmodel". Not worth translating, but if you're interested, look here: http://www.morgenpost.de/berlin-aktuell/article126033713/Die-zehn-schoensten-Saetze-aus-Germanys-Next-Topmodel.html
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