Saw Doomguy in thumbnail. Knew from that alone this was gonna be a winner.

Ultramarine: I commend you going to the Immaterium itself to kill a daemon yet surviving, but you are tainted now so prepare to be cleansed.

Doomguy: I've faced things more hellish than you and its quite a shame to say you are a marine when you wear tank armor.

ezekill said:

Ultramarine: I commend you going to the Immaterium itself to kill a daemon yet surviving, but you are tainted now so prepare to be cleansed.

Doomguy: I've faced things more hellish than you and its quite a shame to say you are a marine when you wear tank armor.

Doomguy: "I'm not tainted."

Ultramarine: "Oh! Okay, then. Carry on."

Xhydralisk said:

Doomguy: "I'm not tainted."

Ultramarine: "Oh! Okay, then. Carry on."

Eh... depending on how the Marine is feeling, he either will shoot anyways or request Doomguy comes in for a psychic check-up.

I just wish the Astartes helmet was decently drawn. It looks like he has huge, round cheeks. He looks like an octorock from Zelda.

Do we have a tag for stand-offs, by the way? I can't find one, but it seems weird that we wouldn't have a tag for that.

What, is the 40k marine sitting down? Those guys are usually around 10 feet tall.

Hoobajoob said:

What, is the 40k marine sitting down? Those guys are usually around 10 feet tall.

All the badassery the Doom Guy indulges it has set his testosterone levels up to overdrive...and that led to him developing Space Marine physique without invasive modifications and gene seed implantations.

Mincemaker said:

All the badassery the Doom Guy indulges it has set his testosterone levels up to overdrive...and that led to him developing Space Marine physique without invasive modifications and gene seed implantations.

Berserk pack's a helluva drug.

Mincemaker said:

All the badassery the Doom Guy indulges it has set his testosterone levels up to overdrive...and that led to him developing Space Marine physique without invasive modifications and gene seed implantations.

He IS a berserker packin' man and a half, which assuming the extra half is measured in how much taller he is would put him at roughly 9 feet tall, close enough for perspective and the space marine being short to make 'em look the same height.

Hoobajoob said:

What, is the 40k marine sitting down? Those guys are usually around 10 feet tall.

Doomguy's actually one of the lost Primarchs. It explains everything.

Also, Doomguy can have a BFG-3000
Ultramarines ? Well ... They do have faith ( And the God Emperor on their side, if he's still intact )

Konekochan said:

Also, Doomguy can have a BFG-3000
Ultramarines ? Well ... They do have faith ( And the God Emperor on their side, if he's still intact )

You say that like plasma cannons aren't BFGs.

Konekochan said:

Also, Doomguy can have a BFG-3000
Ultramarines ? Well ... They do have faith ( And the God Emperor on their side, if he's still intact )

And that's CLEARLY a shotgun, not the BIG FUCKING GUN-9000... so, yeah... Marine > Doomguy on weapons here.

wolffenrirhelix said:

And that's CLEARLY a shotgun, not the BIG FUCKING GUN-9000... so, yeah... Marine > Doomguy on weapons here.

Correction, it's the Super Shotgun.
You know, the sawed-off double-barrel fuck-you-stick that hits as hard or harder than the rocket launcher at point blank range.
Victory goes to whoever pulls the trigger first, assuming Doomguy doesn't have Mega Armor

I'd say Bolters are about as nasty as Revenant rockets. Pretty nasty but a far cry from Cyberdemon's arsenal.