Whew...was traveling yesterday for a Thanksgiving visit, and overslept today. Anyway...
Reader-added tags include: "The kinnng of baaanaaanaaas♪ ", "The land of Hokkaido, where there's no escape", and, "Hokkaido, the land that tests you(r stomach)".
(Aside from these being cheap food you can buy anywhere in Japan, I think the joke is also that none of them are Sapporo Ichiban brand, which at least has SOMETHING to do with Hokkaido.)
Sorry to keep you guys waiting!Sway SwayMo-on♥I got it, okay?Mo-on♥Momoon♪BoastingIzakaya, Hakodate Harbor.Will you please calm down?How nice.You had some, Tani-san?I don't mind going for some right after this, you know?...but given the time we had, we had to give that notion up.I wanted to eat ikura-don or some such...Long time no see.♡