In the same manner as spoilers, I think we should have a the_harsh_reality tag for posts like this one.
Commander!! I don't mind you jacking off to me as part of your virgin fantasies but I think it's about time you faced reality already!! For starters, how about you learn how to write a resume?
Eh? What cover story should you use for your NEET period blank?
Don't worry, I'm here for you, aren't I!! Ah, it's only natural that a virgin can only come up with virgin fantasies, right!!
Sorry, Commander!!
Huh, what's wrong?