this makes me sad :(

:(

Awwww.... :'(

You have no friends... :(

Because of how unlikable you are... :(

Oh and btw, you're adopted :(

You're not even a full-time employee. :(

The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.

In the event that the Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center advises you not to do anything it tells you.

Where did your life go so wrong?
Your whole life has been a mathematical error.

"I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikeable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikeable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikeable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too."

GLaDOS has special ways to treat Subjects. If cake doesn't work, for orphan subjects, the following sentence works very well:
"Is obvious that if you had loving parents you'd do this test without any problem."
(Not mine, it was hiding into some Portal code, Valve is a bunch of genious)

How is this depressing again?

You have to be the kind of person that can develop emotional attachments to nonliving objects and/or empathize with those that do.

You know, a crazy person.

I've thought of doing this to my cat.. several times.

sbshrykn said:
You have to be the kind of person that can develop emotional attachments to nonliving objects and/or empathize with those that do.

You know, a crazy person.

You must have had a rough childhood. Never had a favorite toy, blanket, pillow, etc.

This is why you don't have nice things...!!