Ah, my sleeve!Waaaaiiit! I'm getting on!This ain't even funny anymore...W-W-W-WHAT THE HEEEEEECK!?! Why is this happening?! I don't understaaaaaand!!EEEEEEEEEEEEHHA purse, eh... handle it as a lost article, I guess. How am I supposed to transcend the concept of policing like they're asking me to with small-fry problems like this...Whoa-oa-oa!Oh, great... what am I gonna do n----OOOWWOAH!Doors are now closing. Please be careful.Weird, must be something got stuck to the end of my cane.That's my other sock that's stuck on it!!Trash in the station, goes in the bin, it does.Be careful of the closing doors.I'm gettin' on!Jeez, that closed fast!Hey!Hmm?To all patrons of the Greater Municipal ERO line's "Cornhole" Station...The doors are now closing. Please use the next train.There's a train right here! Waiting for another one just seems stupid!--wah!Gah! What the heck!?Aaaahh! My bra's caught in the platform gate!!STATION ATTENDANTI-I'm sorryyyy--Hey! That guy with the crutches just took one of my socks!Now it's my skirt that's......NNNG!THAT'S NOT TRASH! MR. JANITOOOOR!OFFICER WAIT THAT'S MINE---As last-second boarding can be dangerous, we ask you to refrain.Eh?BOOF!Wonder if there's any big-time incidents going on today...Doors will now reopen....uh?Oh, 'scuze me....a public service announcement:Attempting to board trains at the last second......caAAUUGHT!Waaaah, is this for real?! Even my skirt!Mm? Trash like this don't get as big as this much.Folks nowadays gots no respect, I swear, leave whatever layin' wherever...Step away from the departing train.mmmmmng......da heck?Patrons will please stand clear of departing trains. There is a danger.Yeek!...will cause unforeseeable accidents and is extremely dangerous.We ask you to refrain.
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