Translation provided by some kind Anon on /u/.

Foreword

First of all, thank you for reading this!

There are still some things that are hard to understand in this work (e.g. why there is a European style bathroom), but I hope everyone will forgive me.

Yumikuri is lovely, Yumikuri!
But what bothers me a little bit is whether I should slowly start to refer to them as Yumihusu.
...It's complicated.

I want to hear Ymir call out "Historiaaaaaa!" as soon as possible!

-Haruno