Translated for now, if someone whose mother tongue is English wants to make it sound a bit more natural, go ahead.
I'm almost certain this is esuyuki, but since I couldn't find the source the possibility that this is a tribute from an other artist can't be ruled out. The title also begs the question, where is part one?
Haruon!huh...?*tremble*Mio...!Wait, Kyon!
Y-you can't...As if.
I'm kidding, I'm kidding!Oh... I understand.
In that case, I'll go to bed.*tremble*
