Hah, it's like 'ZOMG SEX HAIR!'

Hair = Turn on.

Nipple Size = Turn off.

I can deal with the muscles and the carpet, but those nipples, man... Just slightly too big. At least they aren't grotesque.

^areola

Well, you know what I meant. I just don't like using that word. Feels too weird, although it is the correct term.

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