Ooh, this cum is completely different...
Yours is so watery and there's so little, it's no good at all!
But this horse's cum is sooo thick, and there's sooo much... It even smells great...
And the taste, it's amazing - It tastes like a real man!
I don't know why anyone would fuck you and your pathetic cock anymore...With cum as thin as yours, you'd never be able to get anyone pregnant anyway, so is it okay if we go ahead and disconnect? Hahaha...