ああ、ウィルスを操る程度の能力って、そういう・・・

最近のウィルスはこわいなー

Windows 95 baby.

Ah, the ability to manipulate viruses, such as ...
These recent viruses are scary, aren't they?

I don't think I can read the error message's font, though...

Only a man blatantly displays his porn folder on his desktop. In poorly written font.

Edit: Now that I've read the error message, it only looks like Yamame-chan wants him all to herself.

Not to mention that porn came with the deadly Yamame virus.

And he's on dialup, so you know that porn took ages to download.

Oddly, these types of viruses are so technologically easy to solve and prevent. Merely a small registry modification and possibly a dual proxy flip to the system, and no problem. Especially on Win95, that one was easy to manipulate into your favor.
The question is though, who could bring themselves to do it?
...Aside from Mr. X (Gaoo) here's girlfriend, since anyone as awesome as him (see Kyon's comment) should already have one.

I am ok with that, knowing that Yamame is with me. ♥

khaaaaaaaaan!

I will be in your care, then. Please watch over me.

*bows down*

*unzips*

"...I'll be keeping a close eye on you."

In other words, she'll be watching you masturbate.