Pretty sure my ears are roughly my age.

perhaps hers are transplanted?

I'm reading "my car is older than me". That's completely possible.

I think it's supposed to be "my dear is older than me".

Saluki said:
I think it's supposed to be "my dear is older than me".

I thought it was a mix of bad translation and a poetic way of saying "I'm mature for my age," as in "I've heard(experienced) more than most people my age have."
Then again, I may be looking far too deep into some random Engrish on a bit of cheesecake.

Maybe it's meant to say "I'm wise beyond my ears". Huh. What?