remilia scarlet and izayoi sakuya (touhou) drawn by noya_makoto

I thought that if you would have me I would like to work here as a maid...

Who are you?

Uh, umm... I'm

What are you doing here?

Your mansion is very impressive!

And?

I don't need humans

And I'm not hungry either. Get lost.

Um, I may look like a human but despite that I'm actually a monster...

I can stop time.