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Two cartoony celshaded artworks of Eevee and Zorua. Eevee holds a kitchen knife in its paws, and Zorua has one in its mouth. Both look somewhat devious.

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Two cartoony celshaded artworks of a more birdlike Togekiss and Mew. Togekiss holds a kitchen knife in its talons, and Mew holds one in its paws.

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Two cartoony celshaded artworks of Goomy and Mareep. Mareep holds a large sword with a pommel that matches its tail globe in its hooves, and Goomy inexplicably has a handgun taped to its head like the gun on a roomba meme.

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Two cartoony celshaded artworks of Cleffa and a Destiny Hive Worm. The worm exudes a vibrant green flame as it curls around a hive sword. The cleffa is holding an accurate flamethrower that is three times its height. It seems happy about this.

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Two cartoony celshaded artworks of an Alien xenomorph and an Alien Aisha from Neopets. The Alien Aisha is wearing its customary space suit and is curled around a knife, surrounded by stars. The Xenomorph holds a handgun in its littlemouth.

BABY NEED KNIFE.