"You hardly know me."
User: "I love you."
Siri: "I am only here to serve you."
User: "I love you."
Siri: "You hardly know me."
"Oh stop!"
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Siri: "What can I help you with?"
User: "Cock"
Siri: "Your language!"
User: "Penis"
Siri: "Oh stop!"
"Wherever you are, that's where I am."
User: "Where are you?"
Your language!
Japanese text is "もう少しきれいな言葉でお願いします (Please use a bit more decent words.)""You're kidding, right?"
User: "What is the best cellphone in the world?""I really don't like to talk about myself."
User: "Siri, are you married?"
"I'm not just a pretty face."
User: "You're smart."Awesome! You can be an announcer!
Another response to "Raw wheat, raw rice, and fresh eggs," a common tongue twister in Japanese."Please don't make me."
User: "Tell me a story."Siri, Welcome to Japan!"I am your humble virtual assistant."
User: "Who are you?""I was not assigned a gender."
User: "Are you a girl or boy?""You do? I get that a lot."
User: "I like your voice."