Artist's commentary
【Touhou】Satori x Koishi / We are! The Garbage Sorting Squad ( 我ら!ゴミ分別団 )
It's an incident where Orin and Okuu are appearing in massive numbers.
Just kidding.
Original - • 我ら!ゴミ分別団/重音テト&ずんだもん【SDGs Song】
English Subtitles by Czechoslovakian Sardine
Subtitles
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We're the Garbage Sorting Squad
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We sneak onto private property
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Sort the trash properly
then leave
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Pure forces of justice
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Hey, rookie
This apartment's standards are rock bottom
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We'll sort it for them
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Yes, master!
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But I don't know how,
please teach me
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Alright, watch closely
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Can, can, bottle, can, bottle
Can, bottle, bottle, can, can
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Can...
Bottle
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Bottle, can, bottle, can, can
Can, can, can, can, bottle
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Bulky?
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If you don't follow the rules
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the garbage collectors will be sad
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Are you trying to make them cry?
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Was bothering your parents not enough?
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Stage two!
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Hey, rookie
This neighborhood is seriously gross
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Sorting here is a nightmare
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Yes, master!
It went fine earlier
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Leave it to me!
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That's the spirit
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Bottle, can, kanpan can
Can, bottle, Biangbiang can
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Bottle...
Huh?
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Bin, can, dog food can
Spicy sauce can
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Gross
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If you don't follow the rules
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You can't be kind to the Earth
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So hard on Earth and your parents
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But way too soft on yourself
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Final stage!
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Hey, rookie
The owner of this mansion is totally unhinged
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I'm not into it, but let's sort anyway
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Yes, master! I've got it all now
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Say no more!
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Sorry
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Can, can, bottle, can, bottle
Can, bottle, bottle
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Valuables
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Bottle...
What?
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Valuables, valuables, valuables & valuables
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If you don't follow the rules
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Whatever happens to you, that's on you
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This one’s for real
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Even parents would say so
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<i>(Justice)</i>
Go for it, Garbage Sorting Squad
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We'll overcome any trouble
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Tomorrow, we'll be in your town
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It's the right thing,
for a shining smiling world
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But, police…
Sometimes I wonder
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People who don't sort their trash
And people like me...
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...Which one is the real evil?

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