If you want some so badly, why not ask your mom for some?!

My momma won't let me...

She doesn't even give me an allow-ance!

Is that messed up or what?!

You there, ladies! Gimme all your choco-late!

It's a guy who didn't get any Valentine choco-late!

AaA AaA aa!!

Like hell are we giving a creep like you any chocolate!

No way, Jose!

I went through all this trouble and I still can't get any!

Damn it!