... Some of that curry went into her nose didn't it.

Been there, done that.

It could be worse! It could be soup! That would kill your electronics. (I killed the remote of my TV with applejuice and caused a short circuit in a power strip with instant ramen.)

controlling your sneezes in emergency situations is a deceptively useful skill you can learn
saved my desktop many a time

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
I've done this with coffee in hand
IT SUCKS

Made it a habit to set aside my wireless keyboard JUST so shit like this wont happen (again).

And this is why I either eat at the dining table to just set my bowl aside after each scoop.