Translated what little I could; it's a P3-oriented version of the idolm@ster song.
Mahou wo Kakete! ~P3 Version~I sighed once in front of the mirror
but everyone said, "Is Junpei your boyfriend?" Under my desk, I'm making a bomb with my thoughts inside
For someone I've yet to blow upPlease let the police come quicklyDo they think I'm just a terrorist
Even though in reality, I want to get rid of those who make me feel sickThe princess of the crowded train
Will someday be groped by a greasy old manI masturbate in my bed so bukkake me!