Hey, I got an idea how to end this nicely 1.grab the gift with one hand, circle another hand behind her and grab her shoulder(the further one, of course) 2.before she reacts, press her into you and kiss her while taking the gift with another hand and raise it. 3.move in your tongue for a really passionate French kiss, while doing so, throw away the gift and move her into the house, close the door behind her while still kissing her. 4.Enjoy your kiss and the really loud *bang* SFX from behind the door as you land a mega-flashbang on the audience and shatter all their sunglasses.
"Aww! Ain't that the cutest little thing I've ever seen! Is that a welcome gift for me sweetie? Well, I'd be glad to....wait...why is it ticking?......ahh fu-" Herobrine, last words
Creeper: W-Welcome to the neighborhood...*shuffling awkwardly* Zetsubou: Oh... Well isn't this nice ^_^ thank you. *takes it* [awkward silence followed by ticking] Zetsubou: U-Umm....what're you waiting for, and....and why is this ticking? Creeper: I-It's a surprise. Zetsubou: I suddenly do not want...
[Few days later Steve passes by and finds a blown up house with multiple signs out front]
Sign: She was so adorable that my heart went "BANG" and so to did half of my house.