..... should we call an ambulance? This feels like a situation where we call for an ambulance, but I don't want to explain why he needs one.... it'll be very awkward to explain to paramedics😳😰

Obscuras said:

..... should we call an ambulance? This feels like a situation where we call for an ambulance, but I don't want to explain why he needs one.... it'll be very awkward to explain to paramedics😳😰 (emphasis mine - A)

Just tell them the truth: the girls keep dragging Wise off for snu snu and won't allow him adequate rest. (Addendum: Besides, it'd likely be no weirder than some of the things they get called out to handle.)

Alanis, killed by a soldier called Soldier 11