How cold!
寒い as a slang term means lame, like a bad joke.The fact that you're lost is my handiwork!HahaOh, dear... Could it beYou seem troubled! I'll tell you straight.That seems wrong somehow...that I have a bad sense of direction?Oh, I see.
In that case, would you show us the way?
There is an island around here, right?What's with that expression?