Doesn't this mean that Kyon is a narcissist? And it is Kyonko's fault to put on that ponytail. Kyon should have known that Kyon cannot resist the ponytail.
I know we're all having fun here guys....so I'm gonna ruin it by saying ethics will probably consider a clone of you to be a different person with different experiences(if even slightly so)... ...so sorry, no justifying clone rape by saying "Bruh, it's just masturbation!"
.....What the fuck kind of hypothetical thought experiment did I just write?