"Ah, my dearest Commander, you've won the heart of this Marco Polo... and today, she has a precious gift just for you! A token of my deep affection. ...Behold, ...the "Maid Cuddle Card"!

With this exquisite card in your possession, you hold the key to a world of tenderness and devotion. It grants you the exclusive privilege of cuddling with me, in the most affectionate and heartfelt manner. Ohoho~ So whenever you feel down... *winks and hands the card*"

I uh... yes.. I did want to try something....