I can have a little totally nonsensical crack ship as a treat #rezeasa #asareze

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"The common fleabane is a perennial flowering plant native to North America... As a highly adaptive, strongly reproducing non-native species, it may compete with and displace native plants... [omitted for length] That's why I pulled this one out of the ground from the street. To kill it. You can have it, I guess. It's also edible, by the way. But you should soak and boil it first. I read it's good as tempura."
"You're soooooo smart, Asa! I reeallly like that about you."
"Tch. Your cheap manipulation tactics might work on desperate boys with low self-esteem, but not me."
Bomb, Flower, and War
by Asa Mitaka
[corny love poem that didn't fit the in image description character limit]
"Are you fucking for real right now?!"