Ahhh, what are you doing you fucking retard!? You need to put a towel beneath you! And what are those fingers doing? You're barely putting them in. You're as damp as the dishes in my sink! What are you doing? Barely rubbing around? A fucking cactus could slide in without resistance at this point. Unless there's one of those pesky hymens still hanging around. But that's not the case, right? ...right?

Ahem! Who knows how many of these things I said were from personal experience? At least one. Honestly I'm quite boring. But some girls I've talked to... phew! Some of you are... something else. No judging! But if the males knew...

You reading this, you're not a male, are you? No guys allowed! So tuck that pp in and hide those testicles from view. Only girls here.

Anyway. I have bad news. I checked my "To Draw" folder of sketches, and I'm up 13 not-yet-done drawings. Including some pretty big ones. That I promised I'd draw for people a while back... Some anon even complained recently... ouch. BUT I'M DOING IT FOR FREE, SO SUCK IT!

More seriously, thanks to everyone who favourite my content. You're all amazing in my eyes.

Blog time over.