As a freshman in collage a gf and I had gone through enough condoms in 3 months to write an essay on which brands of condoms broke easily and which didn't. For her and I (as well as other people I was with) the break list was oddly high. There is no odder feeling in the world: as you slowly attempt to orgasm through reduced sensation when suddenly everything feels "extremely" good and it all goes to hell in a hand basket after that.
Why is it that any time someone posts a comment referring to IRL sex, it gets mercilessly voted down? Is Danbooru really such a starved community as to not want to admit that most people tend to have sex?
It's because you shook your hips like an ecstatic monkey! What will you do now!?Eeeeeeh?Uh... Uhm... What to do...Hey, wait!There's a hole in the condom... It broke, didn't it?*driiiip*
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