"I'm Yuri Akimori from the Inspection Department of the National Tax Bureau.

You are suspected of tax evasion of "masturbation tax".
This document is a "semen seizure permit" issued by a judge.
From now on, we will conduct a compulsory investigation of your room.

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Do you allow tax evasion?

As you know ...
In Japan, tax has been levied on each masturbation since five years ago ……
We have started collecting "masturbation tax".

Any adult male must record the number of masturbations in a year and file a tax return with the tax office.
Looking at the situation in your room, it seems that you are "de-masturbating" in hundreds of times.
A fairly heavy "ejaculation confiscation" will be imposed.

In short:
With me, an inspector ……
With love squirrel sex, you will have a vaginal cum shot."

What a concept.