No matter the universe, or his/her gender, everyone is Kyonsexual.
All of these translations are copied directly from the child posts.
I agree, Suzumiya-san! I should receive the privilege of a date too!How did it turn into a date with you!? Today was the mystery walking tour of the city, wasn't it!?--is what I wanted to say, but today is special. Uh... You're... you're going on a date with me, so I'll forgive you.In that case, me too...Me also.My arrival time was earlier than that of Suzumiya Haruhiko by one minute and thirty seconds, so that power I as well...Hey, you're all ganging up against me...
Wait, what are you doing, stop...!Hey... Me too...YOU'RE LATE!THEREFORE! YOU! SHALL! BE! FINED!What are you saying!? All of you?SHUT! UP! This is an ORDER from the brigade chief!If it's only for you, Suzumiya-san, then I can't turn her over!