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I was just called a dangerous pervert. WTH

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myon_hugger said:

I swear it is just a joke. Click yours and it will redirect you to your account. While it is a funny joke, if you are on phone and tap and hold the “this user” the url the hyperlink will lead you to YOUR account.

HyphenSam said:

Nope. I'm reporting you to the mods.

The improper authorities have been notified. Agents have been dispatched. Offender will be apprehended and their treatment in custody will be based on important factors such age, sex, number of briefcases of cash owned, number of hard drives full of pornography owned, do they own a copy of the Black Lotus mtg card, how cool their personal vehicle is, whether they can make amusing impersonations, are they a dog or cat person, can they jump, and if they put pineapple on their pizza.

Brake395 said:

Just wanted to say thanks to whoever did this, gave me a good laugh, ngl

Bro this "dangerous pervert" alert thing scared the shit outta me. I was like wtf did I do?! My dumbass forgot it's April 1st.🤦

KingDante said:

Bro this "dangerous pervert" alert thing scared the shit outta me. I was like wtf did I do?! My dumbass forgot it's April 1st.🤦

I saw this and thought no one would fall for it because it was and old facebook trick.

Then I tried trouble shooting my oled theme because my name was blue....

Dear Danbooru Community,

I hope this message finds you well. I am writing to address a recent incident on our site where a global message was mistakenly sent out. As an admin of Danbooru, I take full responsibility for this error and want to extend my sincerest apologies to each and every member affected by this disruption.

It was never our intention to cause any inconvenience or disturbance within our community. We understand the importance of maintaining a respectful and harmonious environment where everyone feels valued and heard. Unfortunately, in the heat of the moment, a miscommunication led to the accidental message.

Please know that we are taking steps to ensure that such incidents do not occur in the future. We will be implementing additional checks and safeguards to prevent any similar occurrences and uphold the standards of professionalism and courtesy that our community deserves.

Your trust and support mean everything to us, and we are committed to earning back any trust that may have been shaken by this incident. If you have any concerns or questions, please do not hesitate to reach out to me directly or any member of the admin team.

Once again, I apologize for any inconvenience or frustration this may have caused. We value each and every one of you as members of our community and will strive to do better in the future.

Thank you for your understanding.

Sincerely,

[Your Name Here]
Danbooru Admin Team

nonamethanks said:

Dear Danbooru Community,

I hope this message finds you well. I am writing to address a recent incident on our site where a global message was mistakenly sent out. As an admin of Danbooru, I take full responsibility for this error and want to extend my sincerest apologies to each and every member affected by this disruption.

It was never our intention to cause any inconvenience or disturbance within our community. We understand the importance of maintaining a respectful and harmonious environment where everyone feels valued and heard. Unfortunately, in the heat of the moment, a miscommunication led to the accidental message.

Please know that we are taking steps to ensure that such incidents do not occur in the future. We will be implementing additional checks and safeguards to prevent any similar occurrences and uphold the standards of professionalism and courtesy that our community deserves.

Your trust and support mean everything to us, and we are committed to earning back any trust that may have been shaken by this incident. If you have any concerns or questions, please do not hesitate to reach out to me directly or any member of the admin team.

Once again, I apologize for any inconvenience or frustration this may have caused. We value each and every one of you as members of our community and will strive to do better in the future.

Thank you for your understanding.

Sincerely,

[Your Name Here]
Danbooru Admin Team

And that's why AFD suck ass.

blindVigil said:

Wet blankets who don't recognize the jokes are how you know it's working

It's not a joke if it's actually really annoying, especially the BUR bullshit in other post.

And yes, I'm not a westerner, so I'm totally not into this stupid tradition.

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