Guardian54 said:
Um, guys, I think the crucial problem here is that it calls for a sphere.
Breasts are not spherical.
It doesn't matter what shape the breasts are; what matters is that a breast has volume greater than that sphere. The choice of a sphere is a simplication to make the comparison easier to visualize. Of course breasts aren't spherical, but if you can imagine the sphere described, any five year old can tell you whether the breast is as big as the sphere.
Disclaimer: I'm not suggesting that anyone ask five year olds to evaluate breast size.
Both put together = volume of such a sphere sounds more legit.
Now you're suggesting that we calculate the sum volume of two breasts in our heads and compare them to the same imaginary sphere. How is this supposed to be an improvement over the current method? You're complicating things and compounding your stated problem with breasts not being spherical.
And then there's the torso size problem for a woman's presentation...
There is no such problem. The size of breasts is completely unrelated to the size of a woman's torso. Breasts that are large on a petite teen don't just stop being large if you put them on a burly Amazon queen.
How about an alternative option for a judgement of large_breasts is producing cleavage without assisting clothing?
This just adds a ton of unnecessary variability and subjectivity into the calculation. If the woman is clothed, you have to imagine how her breasts would behave if unclothed. After that, you have to consider her pose; breasts that touch each other in one position may have a conspicuous gap between them in another position. There's too much guesswork involved here, and when you force people to make assumptions, you can't expect that they will make the same assumptions, so as a result, tagging becomes wildly inconsistent. Given that we have a hard enough time getting people to agree on things like how many hair colors there are, any system for tagging breast sizes needs to have as little room for individual interpretation as possible.
The current system works because it is simple and consistent. Any replacement method that doesn't meet both of these criteria may be dismissed out of hand as unworkable.